Hey, the right wingers aren’t ashamed of the BS and lies that they put out; like the whole Birther thing and buying the Insurance Industries lies about healthcare; that I decided that I could do the same thing. So here goes….
Glenn Beckerwood is proof positive that Alzheimer’s can affect even some people in their twenties… fortunately, they won’t remember who he is or what he says for long.
Ken Lay-itonme, you remember him, Shape shifted into Sarah Palin. Sarah’s husband, used to dead fish, never noticed and the real Sarah is now a momma grizzly-cicle in a snow drift somewhere in the Great White North.
Rush Limp-ah unable to contain his enthusiasm for the under-aged has tried everything from drugs to marriage to control his urges. Drugs got him in hot water with the Feds, will marriage do him any better? Computer says, “No!”
Non-Reverend Terry (loco) Jones, pastor of that Florida Cult and classmate of Rush Limp-ah has decided that burning the Q’oran isn’t enough and plans to burn Moscow, since God told him that godless Russians of the Soviet Days built the place on Mosques… it’s in the name, you know?
John Boner is not orange, he is just so electric that his visage on your TV is affected whenever he is caught on camera. As Speaker of the House he has promised to be bi-partisan, having become great friends with Elton John, a relative maybe.
These are of course all lies and I deny the truth of any of them…. Funny,though.
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