You know you’re really stupid when….

You know you’re really stupid when:

·        You believe anything that Newt Gingrich says.  Everything out of that man’s mouth is self-serving BS.

·         You agree with Mr. Orange Boehner that giving rich guys more money is going to put it in your pocket.

·         You think that Universal Health Care is the worst thing that could happen to you. No, getting cancer without healthcare would be much, much worse.

·        You think that allowing wall street to use your Social Security is a good idea.  Yeah, like they’ve done a great job with your investments lately. But hey, you want to give your money away, here’s a bag you can put your gold jewelry in and send it to us. We promise that we might send you some cash back.

·       Think that Social Security is about to go broke.  It’s solvent through 2045 or so, unless you let the Wall Street thieves steal it. Of course, you really expect to be a millionaire by the time you retire anyway, and won’t get any anyway, so why should you pay into it now?

·        You vote for any Republican running for office in this next election… Vote for your benefit, not the rich and not the corporations. And that means not voting for any Republican.

·        If you still listen to Rush Limbaugh and think he has any sense of humor at all.  Grow up! Rush is not humorous, just cruel, often racists and he wants you to believe whatever will benefit him and the really rich guys who back him and most of the GOP (Kochs and others).

·        If you’re a libertarian… Smoking pot and thinking like a Republican won’t get you any girls.

·       Think Glenn Beck is sane.  What is the matter with you anyway? We already know what’s wrong with him!

·         If you think Sarah Palin would make a good anything.  Ms Cheerleader hasn’t had an original thought in her life and is dangerously uninformed and misinformed and is not qualified to hold any office at any level.

·         If you think that Christians are the only people who have God’s ear.  Everyone does, even Jesus taught that, you cretin!

·        If you  haven’t left the GOP yet and become an independent while you wait for the radical fringe in the GOP to shrivel up and die from lack of a soul.